If I were sent back in time to the 1800s....

I would wear a skirt. Not just any skirt, but a short miniskirt, that's tight, like the ones some girls in my school wear that I would NEVER wear, unless I was sent back in time to the 1800s. I'd wear a tight shirt, with pictures of blood on it (I WANT ONE!!). I'd walk around, pretending I don't care. Then I would drink SODA!! I'd tip it back all the way till the last drop, tipping my head back! SCANDALOUS!!! If I'm offered tea, I'd say "Fuck off" If they don't understand, (cuz i don't know if they had curses back then, lol) then I'll tell them, "You're ugly and I don't like you!" I would eat without sitting straight. In fact, whenever I sit, I will slouch down, with my arms on the armrests, or sitting on one leg, or crosslegged! I would walk around slouchy, not stiffly. I would NEVER wear a corset, nor would I wear twelve pounds worth of clothes. I would not wear gloves! And poke guys in the face, lol. I'd sing in public. Heck, I'd sing LOUDLY in public! And I'd do this everyday, lol. And someone will probably shoot me eventually. Then I'd return as an incubus... or a succubus... whichever one. Just kidding, that's gross. I'd be a vampire!!! How'd I get to this?